Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

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When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

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The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

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If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

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Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

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I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

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I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.

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Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

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My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.