Trendy Funny Quotes

  • It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.
  • I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.
  • I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.
  • I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?
  • Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!
  • You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.