Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.
  • Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.
  • I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.
  • Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.
  • Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?
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