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Imagine how bored the person who invented mayonnaise must have been.

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My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

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2 months ago

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You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

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The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

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2 months ago

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I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

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2 months ago

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One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

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2 months ago

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86 shares on Instagram this month:

Is this simulation from Temu?

30 shares on Instagram this month:

This year has gone by so quick. Christmas is basically tomorrow.

73 shares on WeChat this month:

User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

50 shares on Slack this month:

She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

72 shares on X this month:

My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

51 shares on YouTube this month:

We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

81 shares on Reddit this month:

I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

27 shares on Instagram this month:

The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

78 shares on WeChat this month:

What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

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Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Girls are perverts when they like you.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.

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My tapeworm is starting a podcast about the McRib.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

Just remembered I can just get drunk after work instead of quitting. That was a close one.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Word on the street is that the fire in your heart is out.

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Going viral on WeChat:

“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

Spotted on Discord:

The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

Live now on Instagram:

One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

Going viral on Messenger:

I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I appreciate all clouds. Fluffy, non-fluffy… it’s how Bob Ross would’ve wanted it.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

If you can’t handle me at my worst just imagine how I feel.

Making waves on Snapchat:

It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

Breaking via Facebook:

I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

Seen just now on Instagram:

In my culture, family is completely unimportant. And we hate food.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

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Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

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Imagine how bored the person who invented mayonnaise must have been.

My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

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