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"Ah, the classic robo-dance move – waving hands frantically under the faucet hoping for a miracle! Who needs a dance floor when you've got a malfunctioning motion sensor faucet turning everyone into groovy robots?"

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94 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

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Three wise men? I highly doubt that.

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I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

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The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

96 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If a government has online beef with a pop star, it has already lost.

27 shares on YouTube this month:

Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

35 shares on WeChat this month:

If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.

71 shares on Discord this month:

If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women.

12 shares on Messenger this month:

If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

44 shares on WeChat this month:

A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

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A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

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Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

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You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

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My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

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Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

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‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

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Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

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Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

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I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

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So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

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So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

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Remember that even the worst haircut will eventually grow on you.

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The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

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Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

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Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

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Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.

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I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

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Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

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The minute I start feeling like a mother to a man, the relationship is over.

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Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.

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