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"Ah, the classic robo-dance move – waving hands frantically under the faucet hoping for a miracle! Who needs a dance floor when you've got a malfunctioning motion sensor faucet turning everyone into groovy robots?"

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Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

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Me: Hello, darkness, my old friend. Darkness: I have a boyfriend.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

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I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

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Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

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If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

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Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

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I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

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Kiss me like you’re trying to damn my soul and save it in the same breath.

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I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

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Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

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Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for.

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I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

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You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

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Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

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Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

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A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

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Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

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You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

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God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

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You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

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My only goal in life is to never end up on a Netflix documentary.

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“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

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Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

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Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

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Banks should have a gold bar that you can go in and touch when you feel poor.

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Your 20s should be spent nervously sitting on the edge of the bed with rigid posture.

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ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

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I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

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Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

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Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.

Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

And to my children, I leave 127 open tabs on Safari.

When the job market is so bad that you’re going to follow your dreams instead.

Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

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Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

Being social sucks all my energy.

And to my children, I leave 127 open tabs on Safari.

When the job market is so bad that you’re going to follow your dreams instead.

Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

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