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Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

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Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

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HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

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I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

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Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

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Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

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I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

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So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.