Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.
- Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.
- Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.
- Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.
- Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.
