Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.
  • This is my emotional support online shopping cart.
  • My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.
  • Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.
  • Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?
  • Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.