Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever. Posted onSep 22, 2023Oct 11, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes. In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end. Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings. Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu. Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.
