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Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

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People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

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I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

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Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

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Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

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Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

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The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

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Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

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When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

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Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.