Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFilling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser. Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry. Took a bunch of Ibuprofen to keep my posts from being too inflammatory. In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.” I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.