First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFirst caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed. Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity. Getting real tired of my own bullshit. “Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash. A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.