First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

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Therapy? You mean birdwatching.

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Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

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I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

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I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

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Men be like, “Ok, you wanna know the truth,” and lie even harder.

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Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

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I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.