549 Funny activity quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

  Commentary:
  "Life is short, so remember to prioritize arguing with strangers online over meaningful interactions and personal growth! 🕸️💻😆 #LifeGoals"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

  Commentary:
  "Going to the strip club and sighing until one of the dancers asks me what's wrong. Apparently, my sad face is not a hit on the stage 🤷‍♂️. Maybe I should stick to being a professional wallflower 🌸💃 #SadButFabulous"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

  Commentary:
  "I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do a lot of active activities, but little do they know it's just for show… 🚲😂 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

  Commentary:
  "Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport… because I always win the gold medal in 'The Silent Olympics'! 🥇 Shh… Sometimes it's just more fun to spectate in the chaos 💬🤫"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

  Commentary:
  "Using Pinterest is like stepping into a drama-free paradise filled with endless inspiration, where the only argument you might have is which dream vacation destination looks the most inviting 🌴💭✨ #PinterestPerfection"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

  Commentary:
  "Who says therapy has to be expensive? Just head to the nearest empty field and let it all out! 🌾🗣️ Don't worry, the cows won't judge. 😂 #ReleaseTheKraken"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like the zookeepers might want to keep an eye out for some cheeky monkeys swinging around the family tree! 🐒🌳 Let's hope they didn't pick up any wild habits during the visit! #ParentingAdventures

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good old days of youthful mischief and questionable financial decisions 🥚🏠 Who would've thought that our priorities would shift from eggs to mortgages so quickly! 😄 #AdultingStruggles"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this TV volume control is directly tied to the chewing rhythm! 📺🍿 #MakesTotalSense"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

  Commentary:
  "Promises made after a night of regrets and headaches! 🍻😅 #JustOneMoreTime #TheStruggleIsReal"

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