637 Funny activity quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, my kitchen's very own escape room challenge! 🥔🔐😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

  Commentary:
  "Taking 'a big monster on the course' a little too literally! ⛳🦖🌪️ #WindmillNemesis"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to disconnect… but the Wi-Fi signals are stronger than the flower scents! 😂🌼📶"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

  Commentary:
  "Just discovered Mahjong and my hip cracked in excitement! 🎉🀄️🎊 #OldIsTheNewYoung"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

  Commentary:
  "Why run a marathon when you can run a comedic sketch? 🏃‍♀️😂 #CardioIsOptional"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, nothing screams romance like 'till death do us start!' 😂💀🌹"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

  Commentary:
  "BRB, fighting imaginary dragons! 🐉💭🤣"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

  Commentary:
  "Identity theft: the only crime where the victims are considering revenge with a side of financial sabotage! 😂💳 #PaybackTime"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'social media boomerang!' 🎯👋😅 #LeavingAndReturningChamp"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

  Commentary:
  "Proof that even bots have great taste in humor! 😂🤖 #ComedyClassic"

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