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Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

People used to fly kites. Glad that’s over with.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Jan 2, 2026

3,561

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Discord:

Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

Trending via YouTube:

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

Trending via WeChat:

My superpower is wasting time I don’t even have.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

Going bananas on X:

Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

Just shared via Messenger:

I get writer’s block responding to people.

Just shared via Twitch:

Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

Funny ambiguity quotes

Funny ambiguity quotes bring a delightful twist to everyday language, making us laugh 🤣 while scratching our heads 🤔. They play with double meanings and unexpected interpretations, turning simple words into clever puzzles 🧩. Perfect for sparking smiles 😄 and sparking conversations 💬, these quotes remind us that sometimes, not everything is as clear as it seems! Ready for a fun ride through wordplay? Let’s dive in! 🎉✨

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It’s not getting better or worse, but rather a third mysterious thing.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

82 shares on Facebook this month:

I dare you to try and be more single than me.

17 shares on Messenger this month:

I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

50 shares on Twitch this month:

Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

86 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

20 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just sitting on the couch googling if penguins have knees.

47 shares on Pinterest this month:

My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

50 shares on YouTube this month:

My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

32 shares on Messenger this month:

My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

49 shares on WhatsApp this month:

11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

63 shares on WeChat this month:

Good luck to everyone out there trying to gather enough energy to function this week.

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Thought I would mix things up today and sit in a new spot on my couch. Absolute chaos over here.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Can’t, holding a grudge.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird. I want my man barking in my comments.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,561

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

The sweet spot is just enough pain to know you’re alive, but not quite enough to wish you were dead.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on X:

“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Trending via Snapchat:

Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

Going viral on Messenger:

There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

Trending via Discord:

When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

Just landed via Discord:

It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

Making waves on Pinterest:

The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

Trending via Slack:

I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Get off the apps. Sleep with someone in your friend group. Add an awkward tension every time you hang out with them.

Seen just now on Discord:

If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

Live now on Facebook:

I bet this email finds you silently screaming on the inside.

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