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Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

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Spotted on Instagram:

They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

Going viral on Threads:

I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

Breaking via YouTube:

Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

Seen just now on Discord:

I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

Breaking via Slack:

Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

Just shared via Pinterest:

There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

Trending via Threads:

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

Trending via Threads:

If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

Breaking via YouTube:

Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

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Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

Social Media Log 💫

Reported on YouTube:

Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

Making waves on Facebook:

I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

Trending via Discord:

Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

Reported on Instagram:

Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

Just shared via Reddit:

It was me, I let the dogs out.

Spotted on TikTok:

Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

Breaking via Telegram:

I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

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