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No more relationships for me; the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

Roses are pink. I need a drink.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

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I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

Making waves on Facebook:

I’m not lazy, I’m an inactivist.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

Reported on Discord:

I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

Making waves on X:

Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

Reported on Messenger:

My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

Trending via Snapchat:

Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.

Spotted on Slack:

I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

Reported on Twitch:

If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

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Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and one for “The Real Me”

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.

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Breaking via Messenger:

Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

Trending via WeChat:

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

Spotted on Instagram:

When I die, I hope it’s early in the morning, so I don’t have to go to work that day for no reason.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

Seen just now on WeChat:

“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

Shared recently on Messenger:

My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.

Freshly posted on X:

They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

Just landed via Twitch:

Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

Spotted on Instagram:

An electric car is just another electric chair.

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