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4 months ago
Share →: I want the dreams to chase me for once.

Commentary:
"Ah, a bold twist on the chase game – turning the tables on dreams! 🌠 It's about time they do some legwork, right? Who knows, maybe they'll be so eager to catch you that they'll trip over their own clouds! ☁️😂 #DreamChaser"
4 months ago
Share →: I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

Commentary:
"Well, if 2-3 million dollars is what's missing in your life, I'd say you're just a few zeros away from being truly fulfilled. Who needs inner peace and self-discovery when you can have a yacht and endless shopping sprees, right?"
4 months ago
Share →: Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the age-old tactic of seeking career inspiration from pint-sized dreamers. Who knew adults were just waiting for a precocious child to say 'professional ice cream taster' so they could finally pursue their true calling?"
4 months ago
Share →: Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

Commentary:
"Job market so bad, I've resorted to becoming a full-time dream chaser! 😂💭 Who needs a paycheck when you can have a dream-cation? ✨ #LivingTheDream"
5 months ago
Share →: I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

Commentary:
"Kids have it all figured out, don't they? Meanwhile, I'm over here still trying to decide what I want to be when I grow up. Maybe I should start taking career advice from kindergarteners!"
6 months ago
Share →: My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

Commentary:
🚂 All aboard the Murder Mystery Express! 🔍🕵️‍♂️ Who needs regular hobbies when you can live out your Hercule Poirot dreams, right? Just imagine solving crimes in style with a cup of tea in one hand and a magnifying glass in the other. All eyes on you, detective extraordinaire! 🕵️‍♀️🚂
6 months ago
Share →: Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

Commentary:
Me: Well, being a master of surprise illusions could be a professional goal too, right? 🎩✨ Who wouldn't want to perform the disappearing act in style, even during job interviews? 😂🚌 #MagicGoals
6 months ago
Share →: They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone is aiming for a position on the Dark Side of the boardroom! 💼🌌 May the force be strong with this one… or at least the espresso! ☕️😄 #DressedForSuccess"
6 months ago
Share →: I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

Commentary:
"Ah, the dream of every Monday-hater out there! 🗑️💼 Who wouldn't want to cruise around town, collecting rubbish for just a day and then kicking back for the rest of the week? 🚚🌟 Just imagine the possibilities… Trash talk on Monday, then chill the rest of the week! ♻️😂"
6 months ago
Share →: My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

Commentary:
"Seppuku? Ain't nobody got time for that! 🙅‍♂️ Let's aim for a life goal that doesn't involve sharp objects or ceremonial self-disembowelment, shall we? 😂 #GoalsWithoutGore"