49 Funny aspiration quotes

• Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

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• Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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• My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

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• I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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• Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

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• The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

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  ambition, aspiration, bags, goal, Gucci, humor, land, luxury, materialism, never, success, wealth

• Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

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  aspiration, career, humor, irony, job, life, me, pursue, why

• I want the dreams to chase me for once.

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  aspiration, chase, dream, humor, i, irony, me, motivation, want, wish

• I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

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  aspiration, dollars, dream, humor, joke, life, million, missing, money, wealth

• Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

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  adult, asking, aspiration, career, child, children, dream, grow, growth, humor, idea, want

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