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Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

3 months ago

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

3 months ago

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

3 months ago

I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.

3 months ago

I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

3 months ago

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

3 months ago

I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

3 months ago

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

3 months ago

Just another day of not being hot and rich.

3 months ago

I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

3 months ago

I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

3 months ago