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Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

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I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

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Dudes be named Will but won’t.

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Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

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There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

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Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

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Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

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I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

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He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

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Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.