16 Funny avocado quotes

• I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

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  2 months ago

  age, aging, aging process, avocado, comparison, feel, fine, food, hoping, humor, i, process, self-deprecation, sort, wine

• Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

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  2 months ago

  another, avocado, ball, different, disappointment, frustration, gift, humor, kill, makers, put, sarcasm, surprise, toy, wooden, wooden ball

• I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

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  2 months ago

  analogy, avocado, food, fruit, humor, i, impatience, patience, ripe

• Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

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  2 months ago

  avocado, food, food joke, German, guacamole, humor, joke, just, mashed, mashed potat, potat, potato

• Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

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  2 months ago

  avocado, eating, ever, food, funny thought, humor, people, squeeze, squeezed, think, thought

• Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

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  2 months ago

  40s, adulthood, aging, avocado, excited, excitement, food, humor, lifestyle, welcome

• So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

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  2 months ago

  avocado, ball, balls, collection, cool, cool discovery, discovery, food, food joke, humor, i, inside, joke, little, set, think, whole, wooden, wooden ball

• Avocado is just green butter.

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  2 months ago

  avocado, butter, comparison, culinary, culinary joke, fat, food, food comparison, food humor, green, healthy, healthy fat, humor, joke, just

• Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

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  2 months ago

  avocado, celebration, cheers, food, humor, kitchen, perfectly, ripe, woman

• Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

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  2 months ago

  avocado, eat, food, funny question, humor, moth, question, sandwich, sweater, tried

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