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Feeling ripe today, but give me a week and I'll be guac! 🥑🍷😅
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Funny avocado quotes bring a slice of humor to everyone’s favorite green fruit! 🥑😂 From playful jabs about the creamy texture to amusing anecdotes about avocado-related mishaps, these quotes highlight the lighter side of this popular superfood. Whether you’re an avocado enthusiast or just enjoy a good laugh, funny avocado quotes are sure to add a touch of fun to your day. 😄🥑
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🦋 "Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?" 🥪🥑 Maybe moths are just misunderstood foodies who prefer a cashmere buffet over a simple sammie or avocado toast! Who knows, maybe there's a moth out there dreaming of a sweater made of avocado 🥑 toast! Just a little fashion-forward thinking from our moth friends! 😂
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