Funny Axe body spray quotes

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Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

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Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

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Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

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Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

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I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

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I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

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Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

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My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

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Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

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I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.