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Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Just shared via Telegram:

The shitshow must go on.

Just landed via Reddit:

The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

Just shared via YouTube:

Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

Spotted on Pinterest:

Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

Breaking via Instagram:

I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

Spotted on Messenger:

Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

Making waves on TikTok:

If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

Spotted on TikTok:

You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

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43 shares on Messenger this month:

People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

29 shares on Pinterest this month:

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

82 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

58 shares on Messenger this month:

Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

77 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

27 shares on Telegram this month:

Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

15 shares on Instagram this month:

Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

91 shares on Pinterest this month:

Jacket I left on a chair that sometimes looks like a person at night stuns in new evening nightmare.

97 shares on WeChat this month:

I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

53 shares on Slack this month:

So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

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Hot Jokes 💥

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Making things weird is probably the only thing I’m good at.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

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Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.

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He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

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The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

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Twitter is basically like a mental institution where everyone thinks they’re the sane one, and everybody else is crazy.

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Guilty pleasure? Why would I ever feel guilty about pleasure.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

My superpower is embarrassing myself.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

7 folks are currently checking 👀

If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,440

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

Having a crush on a girl makes you think things like, yes, let me make more money.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Meetings are just podcasts I didn’t choose.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WeChat:

Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

Just landed via Telegram:

The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

Spotted on Slack:

You can’t truly refer to yourself as an adult until you catch yourself getting really angry when the grocery store changes their layout.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

Going viral on Twitch:

A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

Going viral on Threads:

Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

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