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If Keith Richards survived the ’70s, the ’80s, and 1.2 million Marlboros, I can probably survive anything.

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I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

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I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.

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Only time I believe a man is when he tells me that I’m pretty.

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You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

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Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

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What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

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Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

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Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

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My age is news to me every single time I remember.

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I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

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Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

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Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

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A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

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Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

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Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

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Delightful if true: booby trap.

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November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

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“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

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Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

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You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

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Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

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Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

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Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

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I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

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Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

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I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.

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Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

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Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French?

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My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

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As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

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Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

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Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

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But that was my emotional support daylight.

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Wolves should really raise more people.

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Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

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If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

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If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

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Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.

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