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At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

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Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

I ordered one of those Tempura mattresses. Way too crunchy.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

How does a government that takes 40% of everyone’s money end up being trillions in debt?

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

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Making waves on Facebook:

Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

Broadcasted on X:

Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

Making waves on TikTok:

Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

Trending via Messenger:

My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking, one cleaning.

Spotted on Instagram:

Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

Trending via Pinterest:

“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

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Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

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96 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

18 shares on Instagram this month:

Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

95 shares on Slack this month:

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

20 shares on TikTok this month:

I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

78 shares on WeChat this month:

Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.

53 shares on YouTube this month:

My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

25 shares on Telegram this month:

Everyone wants the bagel to be everything, but no one asks if the bagel needs anything.

79 shares on Instagram this month:

I love when my friends have quiet boyfriends. Like, girl, your dog is so good, sis.

38 shares on Instagram this month:

A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

77 shares on LinkedIn this month:

HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

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Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

A girl, her bed, and TV series on a Friday evening is a true love story.

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They should invent a day where I don’t wonder why.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

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Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Feeling feral. Better make some mac and cheese.

Breaking via Reddit:

Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

Trending via Instagram:

I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

Going viral on Telegram:

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

Going viral on TikTok:

All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

Just landed via Telegram:

If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

Going viral on Slack:

Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

The feminine urge to be the most feared witch in the village.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

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