Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

My toxic trait is optimism.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

769 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,931

Funny Quotes Topics

13,902

Funny Quotes Images

10,931

44 minutes ago

3,439

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Threads:

Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

Just shared via WeChat:

I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

Just shared via Facebook:

If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

Just shared via Facebook:

The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

Just landed via Messenger:

You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

Trending via Reddit:

Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Without freedom of speech, we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

Live now on YouTube:

Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

Home » Funny Betraying Quotes

Funny betraying quotes

New funny betraying quotes 👇

5 months ago
Share →: Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

Commentary:
Ah, the tumultuous twenties – a time for making questionable decisions and questionable fashion choices! 🤪 It's the decade of discovering who you are by pretending to be someone you're not, all while surviving on a diet of ramen noodles and broken dreams. 🍜💔 Just remember, it's all part of the grand masterpiece that is adulthood! 🎨 #LivingTheTwentiesDream

For even more funny betraying quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny betraying quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes

Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

769 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,931

Funny Quotes Topics

13,902

Funny Quotes Images

10,931

44 minutes ago

3,440

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Pinterest:

“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

Trending via Slack:

When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

Spotted on Facebook:

Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

Trending via Discord:

Wake me up when I’m rich!

Shared recently on YouTube:

You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.

Going viral on WeChat:

Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All fights retarded. 🤪

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴