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Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Hey (with the intention of getting ice cream).

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

They should invent crushes that like you back.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

They’re calling me the unemployee of the month.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

ROMO (relief of missing out)

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Seen just now on Twitch:

They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

Going viral on Slack:

My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

Spotted on TikTok:

“I’ve never done parkour, but I have chased a toddler with an open Sharpie through the house.”

Shared recently on TikTok:

My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

Live now on Slack:

There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.

Seen just now on X:

Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

Spotted on YouTube:

I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

Just shared via Twitch:

There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

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Social Media Stars ⭐

79 shares on X this month:

A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

73 shares on Facebook this month:

I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

92 shares on YouTube this month:

My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.

55 shares on Telegram this month:

I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

83 shares on Discord this month:

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

51 shares on Reddit this month:

If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’

40 shares on Telegram this month:

Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

55 shares on TikTok this month:

You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.

25 shares on YouTube this month:

“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

46 shares on Messenger this month:

My New Year’s resolution is to be less presumptuous and rude to others. I’ll bet yours is to lose weight, isn’t it?

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Men can be sorted into two camps: the ones who get haircuts way before they need them, and the ones who wait until people in their lives are complaining.

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

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Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.

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Dating me is super easy. I text you at 8; you reply at 8:00:01.

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My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

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Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

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Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

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I don’t mind driving in bad weather. I mind other people driving in bad weather.

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Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

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If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

I would prefer not to.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

If a demon ever possessed me, I’d just sit back and say, “Your problem now.”

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Reddit:

Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Sorry, I missed your call. I watched it ring and everything.

Going viral on Telegram:

Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

Going bananas on Reddit:

I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.

Spotted on Threads:

Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

Going viral on Instagram:

Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

Spotted on Messenger:

No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

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