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Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

God invented war so that Americans can learn geography.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

I can’t tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Farting, but with eye contact.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

234 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,503

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,503

Jan 6, 2026

3,447

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WeChat:

We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

Just landed via WeChat:

“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

Making waves on Discord:

Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

Going viral on Telegram:

Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

Spotted on Messenger:

I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

Just shared via X:

Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

Making waves on Twitch:

These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

Funny boomerang quotes

Funny boomerang quotes bring endless laughs 😂 and good vibes 🌟, just like your favorite looping video! Whether you’re catching moments that keep coming back or sharing those epic fails on repeat 🔄, these witty lines add extra sparkle ✨ to every spin. Ready to bounce back with humor that sticks? Let’s dive into a whirlpool of clever, cheeky, and downright hilarious boomerang fun! 🎉📸

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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

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Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

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Social Media Stars ⭐

36 shares on Pinterest this month:

Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

54 shares on Messenger this month:

My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

43 shares on X this month:

Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

59 shares on Reddit this month:

Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you think I’m evil, wait until you meet the man who made me this way.

93 shares on Messenger this month:

My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

58 shares on Discord this month:

Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

Thanksgiving is just me trying to look cute while holding a fork like a medieval warrior.

77 shares on Threads this month:

This Thanksgiving, don’t ask me questions about my life, just pass the mashed potatoes.

16 shares on Pinterest this month:

Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

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Hot Jokes 💥

15 folks are currently checking 👀

My middle finger salutes you.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

(While my wife opens up her Christmas present) Remember when you said we needed milk?

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

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Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

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Sometimes I delete a post because I remember I’m too old for it.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

234 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,503

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,503

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,729

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

You’re so productive for your wage.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

That period between finding out you got a new job and actually starting the new job is one of the best times in life.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Washing machine minutes are not the same as regular minutes.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Slack:

If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

Shared recently on Discord:

I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

Just shared via Messenger:

Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

Making waves on Slack:

Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

Trending via Telegram:

WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

Shared recently on X:

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

Just shared via Discord:

This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

Just landed via WeChat:

This meeting could have been a cave painting.

Just landed via Twitch:

Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.

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