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Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Life is weird and then you die.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

“You’re always sleeping,” God forbid a woman wants to be unconscious.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Everyone’s a gangster until it’s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

You know it’s bad when even a cheeseburger doesn’t help.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

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Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Fleetwood Mac said that I could go my own way, your honor.

Spotted on Threads:

TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I hate to slut-shame, but a lot of you are not slutty enough.

Just landed via Reddit:

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

Spotted on X:

Hey dude, I recently became omniscient, and well, you fell off in every universe.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

Making waves on TikTok:

My family passed down mood swings and anxiety instead of money or houses.

Making waves on TikTok:

All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

Shared recently on TikTok:

You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

Trending via WeChat:

Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?

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24 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

46 shares on Reddit this month:

A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

47 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

72 shares on LinkedIn this month:

In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

72 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

82 shares on Telegram this month:

I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally.

23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Maybe your baby is crying because he knows you don’t have rizz.

96 shares on Telegram this month:

Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

50 shares on Reddit this month:

For someone with a dry phone, I’m on it way too much.

87 shares on Slack this month:

Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

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I’ve had enough. I’m ready to spend an eternity in the arms of my lover.

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In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

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People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

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Them: Good morning! Me: Where?

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Thought I would mix things up today and sit in a new spot on my couch. Absolute chaos over here.

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I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back.

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Waking up early is cool until it starts feeling like you’ve had a long day at 10 a.m.

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There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

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Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

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I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

To think that billions in venture capital have been deployed because it was annoying to copy and paste from ChatGPT.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

May the algorithms be with you.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Tested positive for needing a kiss.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Messenger:

Before you send that email, ask yourself: is this a December problem or a January problem?

Just landed via TikTok:

I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using ChatGPT for anything.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

Shared recently on Telegram:

Super excited to not contribute anything worthwhile today.

Trending via LinkedIn:

One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

Live now on Twitch:

I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

Making waves on Messenger:

Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

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