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I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

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Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

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Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

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Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

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I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

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Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

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I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

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I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

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Going viral on Snapchat:

When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

Spotted on Messenger:

Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

Spotted on Instagram:

The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

Just landed via Slack:

In a relationship with my heated car seat.

Going viral on Reddit:

No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Drive like no one is watching.

Reported on WeChat:

Unfollowers, take me with you!

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Share →: If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

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Share →: Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

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😂 "Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang? Talk about a call of the wild generations! 📞👵👴 Maybe they were just too busy trying to figure out how to send a text message instead! 😆"

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Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

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When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

Freshly posted on X:

The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away.

Making waves on Facebook:

You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

Breaking via Twitch:

Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Trying is the first step toward failure.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

The list of women who haven’t slept with me is really impressive.

Breaking via Instagram:

My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

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