Commentary:
"Sometimes life has a funny way of reminding you that cleaning can wait but ice cream is always a priority! 🍦📺 #IceCreamOverChores"
15 Funny bowl quotes
If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.
Commentary:
Looks like some thirsty customers might be getting the wrong idea at that store! 🐶💧 Time to make it clear with a sign before someone accidentally takes a sip and starts barking madly for a refund! 🤣
You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.
Commentary:
"Trying to stealthily release a morning toot in the toilet is like pulling off a secret mission 🕵️♂️, only to have the toilet amplify your efforts into a grand symphony fit for Middle-earth 🎺🚽 #HornOfGondor"
I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'fight fire with fire' strategy, but with ice cream 🍦! Because clearly, the solution to an upset stomach is simply more ice cream, right? 😅 Who needs logic when you can have two bowls of deliciousness instead!"
The first bowl of cereal makes you want a second, but the second makes you wish you stopped at the first.
Commentary:
Cereal dilemma: the struggle is real! It's a crunchy conspiracy! 🥣😂🍀