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Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

I’ve been asked to join a swingers club, but I’m a little nervous. What if I’m not good enough? I haven’t been on a swing since I was 9.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

243 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,512

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,512

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,678

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Referring to my boss’s wife as my boss-in-law.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Software engineers are the dumbest smart people I’ve ever met.

Making waves on Reddit:

Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

Trending via TikTok:

Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

Just landed via WeChat:

When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

Making waves on Telegram:

Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

Spotted on WeChat:

You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

Just shared via YouTube:

I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

61 shares on YouTube this month:

My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

84 shares on Discord this month:

I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

19 shares on Pinterest this month:

Love when job applications ask for my desired salary so I can choose between not being hired and being exploited for my work.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

57 shares on Twitch this month:

I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency.

82 shares on Pinterest this month:

Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

29 shares on Reddit this month:

I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

18 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Glad to be born at a time when I got to see what life was like before the internet, and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity.

86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

11 shares on YouTube this month:

Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering I’ve been dressed and ready for years.

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

When you’re a parent, your skincare routine is just the steam from the dishwasher when you open it to find the coffee cup you just needed.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”

9 folks are currently checking 👀

To everyone who opens the fridge, stares, and closes it hoping new snacks will appear… You’re my people.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Oops, I accidentally healed too much. I am now uninterested in anyone but mẹ.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

If I was God, I would’ve equipped women with venom glands.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

243 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,512

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,512

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,617

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

You’re so productive for your wage.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

Unfortunately for things, they have no choice but to work out for me.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Facebook:

Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

Going viral on Slack:

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

Trending via Telegram:

There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.

Trending via Slack:

We were supposed to have flying cars and other cool stuff, but instead we have AI videos showing Michael Jackson eat at McDonald’s.

Breaking via TikTok:

I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

Making waves on Twitch:

I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

Shared recently on Slack:

Cutting my steak at Texas Roadhouse with my car keys.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally.

Making waves on Twitch:

Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

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