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Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!

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I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

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Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

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Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

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Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

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Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

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Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

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Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

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All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

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I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

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Mornings would be fine if they started later.

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Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

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Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

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My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

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Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

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Later is the best time to do anything.

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If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?

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Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

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This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

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Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

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Share →: My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

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Well, it looks like they take "fighting for justice" quite literally in that court! 🥋💼 Hope they don't confuse the legal briefs with ninja strikes! Just imagine a dramatic courtroom scene: "Objection, Your Honor! *nunchucks move.*" 😂 #LegalNinja

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My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

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Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

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I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

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I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

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Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

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AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

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Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

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Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages.

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Dear Santa, Money!

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Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

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Girls Just Want To Have Naan

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I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

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I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

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About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

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No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

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As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

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If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

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Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

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Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?

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Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

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