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Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

If every day is a gift, today is socks.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Car insurance should give you back money at the end of the year for having no accidents.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

I can’t explain it, but I am very bold and very shy at the same time.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

Christmas is a very special time when I give my brother a $100 gift card, and he gives me a $100 gift card.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go, like feathers falling from an angel’s wings.

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105 this month

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15,374

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Jan 2, 2026

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Trending via Reddit:

Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

Going viral on Reddit:

We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

Live now on Reddit:

Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

Making waves on Discord:

Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.

Going viral on TikTok:

One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

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Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

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28 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

35 shares on Threads this month:

I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

63 shares on X this month:

Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

23 shares on YouTube this month:

Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

12 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

47 shares on Slack this month:

Startup idea: Instagram, but it only shows you posts from people you follow, and they’re in chronological order.

48 shares on Pinterest this month:

We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

36 shares on WeChat this month:

“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

82 shares on Threads this month:

Reading Shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you go, “Oh, that’s where that comes from,” every other page.

70 shares on Pinterest this month:

The problem with relationships these days is you don’t know if you’re the one being cheated on, or cheated with.

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Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Might start signing off emails with, “But what do I know.”

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

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Shared recently on Discord:

Just call me Mother Nature because I can go from hot to cold in a 24-hour period, too.

Making waves on TikTok:

I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

Making waves on Reddit:

But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

Shared recently on Threads:

Have you tried complaining about it?

Trending via Snapchat:

Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

Just shared via Facebook:

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

Just landed via Facebook:

Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

Going viral on Telegram:

Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question.

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Funny charming lead quotes

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Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

All funny charming lead quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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