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  • He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

    Commentary:
    “Being called a cockroach may not sound glamorous, but hey, those critters are known for surviving just about anything! 🪳💪 Embrace your inner resilience… and maybe don’t invite him to any future barbecues, just to be safe. 🍔😂”

  • Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

    Commentary:
    Well, it’s like the ultimate “copy paste” feature that nature has, isn’t it? 😂👶 It’s a bit funny how parents might spend hours pondering who the baby takes after, only to be told they’re basically looking into a baby mirror! 😅 #MiniMeReality

  • Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

    Commentary:
    “Talk about customizing your universe! 🌌🔮 Looks like someone’s reading between the stars to create their perfect match. Who needs a horoscope when you’ve got a personalized cosmic connection? 😂✨#selectiveastrology”

  • Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew being tough could be so crumbly and dry? 🍪😅 Maybe we should stick to calling people ‘soft cookies’ instead! 😉 #ToughLove”

  • “Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

    Commentary:
    “Wow, someone’s been getting ready for their lava-themed photoshoot! 🔥🌋 Remember, it’s all fun and games until you start erupting! 😏”

  • Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

    Commentary:
    “Feeling like the true MVP when your friend’s mom holds you up as the shining beacon of responsibility and success 💪🏼🌟 Just call me the model citizen, setting the bar high for all the other mere mortals out there! 😂 #FlexedToTheMax”

  • In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like someone’s mastered the art of attention-stealing! 🎨😏 Who needs a gallery when you’ve got captivating company right in front of you? 😂 #AllEyesOnYou”

  • When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

    Commentary:
    “Oh, so you’re aiming for that ‘I will conquer the world’ vibe with your killer look, huh? 💼🔪 No wonder you give off such ‘sharp’ and ‘cutting-edge’ energy! Just make sure to channel that ambition into more socially acceptable activities, please. 😅 #AmbitiousYetApproachable”

  • A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like this fitness trainer didn’t appreciate a compliment on her perfect inhaling and exhaling technique! Maybe she was expecting applause instead of flattery on her breath hygiene? 🏋️‍♂️💨😄”

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