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When you really hit it off with someone new but they’ve got career commitments. 😂🔪💔
85 Funny compliment quotes
Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.
Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.
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Aww, someone call the cheese factory because this is getting extra cheesy! 🧀💕 All aboard the love train, choo choo! 🚂❤️
I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.
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"Feeling buzzingly beautiful today, thanks to my new pollinator fan club! 🌼🦋🐝🤣"
The bank just called and gave me the biggest compliment, said my balance is outstanding. I really needed that today.
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Your bank account is living its best life while mine is on a treadmill and still not going anywhere! 💸😅📉
I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.
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🔥 When the car's as stunning as the driver… it’s a double-take kinda day! 😎🚗
We are talking about how beautiful and cool you are behind your back.
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Oh no, they're plotting your fabulousness again! 😎✨🙌
If you talk about astrology, and no one stops you, it means you must be incredibly pretty.
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When Mercury's in retrograde, my charm must be in overdrive! ✨🔮😉
Having a mom who cooks good food is such a big flex.
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Mom's kitchen is the only place where calories don't count and love is the secret ingredient! 🍳❤️🤣
“You’re like cherry lip gloss. I just can’t get enough.”
Commentary:
Can't resist that flavor, but I won't get a sugar rush, right? 🍒💄😆