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Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

My worst fear is dating someone who loves their ex like my exes love me.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Swimming is so embarrassing, everyone can see you want to be alive.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Sometimes I glance over at my boyfriend, and he’s just looking at Google Maps, scrolling around.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

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Updated

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I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

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A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I see from the back of your car that you have found Jesus, but not your turn signal.

Spotted on Telegram:

That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

Just shared via Slack:

Tweeting with no audience feels like screaming jokes into a cornfield.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

Just landed via Discord:

I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

Freshly posted on Instagram:

The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

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79 shares on Facebook this month:

If you don’t have anything nice to say, sign up for Twitter.

54 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s like 10,000 lies when all you need is the files.

80 shares on YouTube this month:

Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

67 shares on Messenger this month:

Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

65 shares on WeChat this month:

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

50 shares on Twitch this month:

The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

27 shares on YouTube this month:

A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big.

79 shares on Snapchat this month:

My spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself unconscious, flying into windows.

65 shares on X this month:

My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.

96 shares on Discord this month:

This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

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7 folks are currently checking 👀

Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

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If your coffee shop has a passive-aggressive ‘no Wi-Fi, pretend it’s the old days’ sign, I’m gonna smoke in there and pay 50 cents for coffee.

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I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

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At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

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Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.

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The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

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Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

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Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

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I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

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I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

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Updated

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Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

Earth is hard.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldn’t ask if you can go back to mowing the lawn.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

Trending via Instagram:

Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

Shared recently on YouTube:

You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

Just landed via Messenger:

Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

Going viral on WeChat:

Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Liking someone romantically is actually just a humiliation ritual.

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