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Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

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Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.

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Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

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Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

Going viral on Snapchat:

An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

Trending via Slack:

Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

Live now on Threads:

If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

Trending via Discord:

The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

Live now on Messenger:

My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

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Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

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Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

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I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

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We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

Shared recently on Slack:

Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

Going viral on Reddit:

The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.

Making waves on Discord:

A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

Going viral on Reddit:

I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

Trending via Snapchat:

A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

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