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Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

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Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

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The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

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Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

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I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

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Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

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If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

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My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

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Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

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Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

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Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

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When I said you had a β€œserial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

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I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

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It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

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No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

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Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

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I could low-key really use a wish right now.

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You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.

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I’m an adult, but not the β€˜makes positive life choices’ kind.

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I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

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It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

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The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

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My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

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A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, β€œit should’ve been you”

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I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

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If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

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At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

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I forgot how to panic. Help!

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I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

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People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

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β€œHow is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

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Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

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Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

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Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

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Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

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Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

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Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

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It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

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Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

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