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Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Heyyyyyy (with the worst of intentions).

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

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17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Marriage is where you gasp while your husband is driving, and he gets super annoyed over and over.

Just landed via Twitch:

My phone screen is brighter than my future.

Trending via Messenger:

Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

Just shared via Telegram:

If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

Live now on Threads:

While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

Making waves on Messenger:

I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

Trending via WeChat:

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

56 shares on YouTube this month:

You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

26 shares on Threads this month:

When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

85 shares on Pinterest this month:

January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

17 shares on Discord this month:

I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

26 shares on Reddit this month:

Men don’t chew on toothpicks all day anymore.

59 shares on Instagram this month:

I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

64 shares on Twitch this month:

Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

27 shares on Snapchat this month:

How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

90 shares on YouTube this month:

Man, you really don’t appreciate not having something in your eye until you have something in your eye.

88 shares on Discord this month:

I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

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Hot Jokes 💥

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Someone should bite my inner thighs just to see what type of noises I make. For science.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Killing me softly with his schlong.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

The new American dream is an alien invasion.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

15 folks are currently checking 👀

My superpower is wasting time I don’t even have.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Another day of waking up cute instead of wealthy, so I guess I have to go to work.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

Going viral on Twitch:

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

Just landed via Slack:

My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

Just landed via YouTube:

I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

Live now on Slack:

If you don’t have anything nice to say, sign up for Twitter.

Trending via Threads:

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

Breaking via Discord:

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

Just shared via Slack:

I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

Just landed via Instagram:

I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

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