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I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

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I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

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The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

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Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

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I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

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Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

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It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

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I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

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If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

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It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

Trending via TikTok:

I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

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Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

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Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

It is kind of inspiring that I messed up my life without drugs, gambling or a troubled youth. People really can do anything.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.

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I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

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I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

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Seen just now on Telegram:

Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

Seen just now on Slack:

The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

Making waves on Facebook:

Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

Trending via Instagram:

There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Stretching isn’t enough, I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

Reported on Facebook:

People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

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