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Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

All my favorite activities involve a mattress.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

Your pronouns are “side/chick”.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

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Freshly posted on Telegram:

At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

Just landed via YouTube:

I’m here by unpopular demand.

Just landed via Facebook:

Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

Shared recently on X:

I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

Breaking via YouTube:

Microsoft: Before you sign in, we need to send you a code. Also, Microsoft: OMG, was that you that requested a code? Also, Microsoft: OMG, someone just signed in to your account.

Going viral on Threads:

My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

My future husband is very lucky; he will never stay hungry, because I know so many restaurants with delicious food.

Going viral on Facebook:

I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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44 shares on WeChat this month:

Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

48 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

67 shares on YouTube this month:

“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

29 shares on YouTube this month:

Indiana Jones is a fantasy about being a professor with no admin duties.

26 shares on WeChat this month:

If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’

25 shares on Pinterest this month:

When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

12 shares on YouTube this month:

Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

40 shares on Reddit this month:

Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

59 shares on X this month:

Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

32 shares on Instagram this month:

My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

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Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

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In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

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Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

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There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

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When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.

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I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

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Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

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Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

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Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

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We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

Just landed via Pinterest:

“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

Broadcasted on Slack:

When the moon hits your eye like it’s 5:45, that’s November.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Your opinions are not my business.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Three wise men? I highly doubt that.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

Shared recently on Reddit:

The sexual tension between me and buying more books.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

Live now on Discord:

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.

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