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When all you want is a chicken dinner and they think you're plotting an ocean heist! ๐โต๐
448 Funny dating quotes
I can’t flirt, but I’ll awkwardly giggle at everything you say.
Men be like, โThatโs my dream girl,โ then ruin her perspective of love forever.
Dating someone from Twitter is like believing a stripper loves you.
I donโt really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.
Someone tongue kissed me recently in a way I can only describe as 5th base.
Lowkey terrifying when someone attractive is actually into you, omg.
Asking him what his favorite dinosaur is on the first date to determine compatibility.
The second date is you watching me parallel park and trying not to have a stroke.
