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Funny dating quotes

May 14
Share →: Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.
May 10
Share →: Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.
Nov 17
Share →: A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.
Oct 13
Share →: Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.
Sep 25
Share →: I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.
Sep 23
Share →: If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.
Sep 23
Share →: Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).
Sep 22
Share →: Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.
Sep 22
Share →: Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.
Sep 22
Share →: Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.