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Sounds like he's still waiting for his political compass to load… ⏳🔄💼
510 Funny dating quotes
Not sure how to flirt, but I can make things awkward if you’re into that.
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Trying to flirt? I'm more like an unripe avocado—awkwardly hard to handle but potentially delightful! 🥑😅
Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged item at the thrift store that doesn’t smell.
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Navigating the dating scene after 40 feels like entering a thrift store where every "new" arrival needs a serious sniff test! 😅🛍️🕵️♀️
“I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB.
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So, is your AI boyfriend more of a bytes and circuits guy, or does he just speak fluent binary on the first date? 🤖💻❤️
Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.
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Revolutionary dating strategy: discover the mystery of a woman by asking absolutely nothing 😅🕵️♂️🙈
Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.
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Count me in! Who needs sleep when we can have romantic eye bags together? 😴❤️🥰
I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.
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Awkwardness level: Expert 🎩🤓💃
Sorry, I ghosted you. I liked you too much.
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Haunting level: professional! I'm here… sometimes. 👻💌
No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.
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Sounds about right! Guess Cupid needs a GPS these days 😆💘📍
Telling men I have a boyfriend doesn’t chase them away anymore, so I’ve started telling them I have a child.
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That moment when kids become the ultimate superhero sidekicks to ward off unwanted attention 😂🦸♀️👶