Funny quotes dating

218 Funny dating quotes

Funny dating quotes add a playful twist to the often unpredictable world of romance! 💘😂 From humorous takes on first dates to witty observations about dating adventures, these quotes capture the lighter side of finding love. Enjoy a laugh and embrace the comedy in your dating journey! 😄💕

“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

1 week ago

Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

1 week ago

Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

2 weeks ago

I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

2 weeks ago

They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

2 weeks ago

The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

2 weeks ago

Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

2 weeks ago

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

2 weeks ago

Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

1 month ago

People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

1 month ago

I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

1 month ago

If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

1 month ago

Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

1 month ago

I dare you to try and be more single than me.

1 month ago

Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

1 month ago

Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

1 month ago

Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

1 month ago

Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

1 month ago

Tested positive for being single af

1 month ago

Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

1 month ago

Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

1 month ago

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

1 month ago

Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

1 month ago

Don’t hate me, date me!

1 month ago

Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

1 month ago

Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

1 month ago

She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

1 month ago

Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

1 month ago

I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

1 month ago

So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

2 months ago