Funny Dating Quotes That Will Have You Laughing Through the Love Games! 💘😂

Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

2 months ago2 months ago

Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

3 months ago2 months ago

Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

3 months ago2 months ago

Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

3 months ago2 months ago

My dating checklist is down to “not the Unabomber”.

4 months ago2 months ago

Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

4 months ago2 months ago

A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

5 months ago2 months ago

Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

5 months ago2 months ago

Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

5 months ago2 months ago

Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike.

5 months ago2 months ago

Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.

5 months ago2 months ago

A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

5 months ago2 months ago

I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

5 months ago2 months ago

A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

5 months ago2 months ago

Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

May 14, 20242 months ago

Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

May 10, 20242 months ago

A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

Nov 17, 20232 months ago

Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

Oct 13, 2023Oct 13, 2023

I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

Sep 25, 20232 months ago

If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.

Sep 23, 20232 months ago

Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

Sep 23, 20232 months ago

Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023