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Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

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Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Men be like, yes, I hurt you, but now you hate me, so I am the true victim.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Most of my shoulder workout comes from shrugging when people ask me questions.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

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Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

Just landed via WeChat:

This Dollar Tree energy drink has me seeing colors that aren’t available to the naked eye, yet.

Shared recently on X:

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Ugh, but profoundly.

Making waves on TikTok:

Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

You should be allowed to call out of work if you have a really bad nightmare.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?

508 Funny dating quotes

Funny dating quotes add a playful twist to the often unpredictable world of romance! 💘😂 From humorous takes on first dates to witty observations about dating adventures, these quotes capture the lighter side of finding love. Enjoy a laugh and embrace the comedy in your dating journey! 😄💕

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Deleted all my dating apps. I’m ready to find the love of my life in World of Warcraft.

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If you break up with the same person enough times, you eventually get married. Never give up.

3 days ago

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I just found out I have to go on dates to get a boyfriend. I’m sick to my stomach.

3 days ago

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Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a retard.

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If every lesbian is into older women, who’s gonna like the younger ones?

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Babe, you have to believe me. I followed that porn star because I like her political views.

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Dating to marry in a world filled with cheaters, situationships, and hook-up culture.

3 days ago

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Tinder, but for nearby people that have a printer you can use.

3 days ago

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To be happy as a man, you simply need to replace your screen time with beautiful women time.

3 days ago

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One day you’ll meet that amazing person who just gets you, and they won’t text you back either.

3 days ago

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22 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

20 shares on TikTok this month:

Behind every beautiful woman is either tummy issues, low iron, or poor eyesight.

21 shares on Facebook this month:

This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

46 shares on X this month:

Hey, I’ve been thinking, and I think you should think for me.

80 shares on Threads this month:

Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

66 shares on Twitch this month:

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

75 shares on WeChat this month:

Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet.

73 shares on Snapchat this month:

My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

40 shares on Reddit this month:

I just found out I have to go on dates to get a boyfriend. I’m sick to my stomach.

43 shares on Instagram this month:

No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

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I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

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I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.

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The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

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Being depressed is so embarrassing. It’s like, look at me, guys. I have nothing positive to say, and I make everything miserable.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

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If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

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One minute you’re young and fun, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum cleaner.

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Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

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“I’m basically the human version of finding $20 in old jeans.”

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Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Call me a glitch, cause I’m definitely messing with your system.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Twitch:

Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

Just landed via Snapchat:

We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

Live now on Discord:

You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Half of my problems are because I said “sure” instead of “no.”

Just shared via TikTok:

Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

Making waves on TikTok:

I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

Just landed via Reddit:

Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24. I need more time to be ready for Monday.

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