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Taking notes for my next date: destination jazz club. ๐๐ท Guess it's time to swap Netflix for a sax solo! ๐ถ๐
469 Funny dating quotes
I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously.
No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.
My dating era has come to an end. Iโd like to thank those who participated.
Having a crush as an adult is soooo embarrassing. I’m literally too old for this. I’m gonna learn how to forge a sword.
Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.
Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.
I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.
Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?
