Funny dating quotes

Funny dating quotes add a playful twist to the often unpredictable world of romance! 💘😂 From humorous takes on first dates to witty observations about dating adventures, these quotes capture the lighter side of finding love. Enjoy a laugh and embrace the comedy in your dating journey! 😄💕

Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

Funny Quotes September 9, 2024

Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

Funny Quotes August 10, 2024

Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

Funny Quotes August 9, 2024

Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

Funny Quotes August 9, 2024

My dating checklist is down to “not the Unabomber”.

Funny Quotes July 19, 2024

Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

Funny Quotes July 12, 2024

A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

Funny Quotes July 8, 2024

Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

Funny Quotes July 8, 2024

Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

Funny Quotes July 7, 2024

Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike.

Funny Quotes July 1, 2024

Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.

Funny Quotes June 29, 2024

A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

Funny Quotes June 16, 2024

I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

Funny Quotes June 16, 2024

A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

Funny Quotes June 15, 2024

Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

Funny Quotes May 14, 2024

Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

Funny Quotes May 10, 2024

A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

Funny Quotes November 17, 2023

Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

Funny Quotes October 13, 2023

I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

Funny Quotes September 25, 2023