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“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

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I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

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Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

Trending via Messenger:

I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

Trending via LinkedIn:

You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

Reported on X:

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

Freshly posted on X:

I like you because we hate the same people.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

Reported on WeChat:

The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

Going viral on Facebook:

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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4 months ago
Share →: When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

Commentary:
"Sending nudes to the cloud – aiming for heavenly approval! 🌥️😇 #GodsReview"
5 months ago
Share →: Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

Commentary:
"Notifications: Because even your phone knows you need constant validation."
5 months ago
Share →: I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

Commentary:
Oh, the almighty power of gifs in the hands of a Millennial! 🎥💁‍♂️ Embracing the digital age with all the animated glory like a true GIF warrior! 💻🤳 Who needs words when you can express everything with a perfectly timed gif? 🙅‍♀️🙌 Keep on gif-ing, oh bearer of memes! 🌟😄 #MillennialBirthright
5 months ago
Share →: Social media may have been a mistake.

Commentary:
"Who knew that 'liking' could be so exhausting? 🤳😅 Social media: the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall, but it's still considered socializing. 🧱😂 #Oops #MistakesWereMade"
5 months ago
Share →: I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

Commentary:
"Oops, my phone just wants to capture its own beauty! 📸😄 Clearly, it's a big fan of its own wallpaper! 📱🌟 #ScreenshotBlunders"
5 months ago
Share →: Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

Commentary:
"Can everyone log off? 🚪 The 'Do Not Disturb' sign is up! 🙅‍♂️ Time for some solo virtual zen 🧘‍♂️. See you on the flip side of solitude! 😄"
5 months ago
Share →: There are too many neglected emojis.

Commentary:
Looks like some emojis are feeling left out, they probably have serious FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out) 😂🤷‍♀️ Let's show them some love and sprinkle them around like confetti 🎉💕 #EmojiEquality
5 months ago
Share →: How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

Commentary:
"Raise your hand 🙋‍♀️ if you remember the struggle of burning CDs and waiting for your favorite songs to download on LimeWire 📀💻 Ah, the good ol' days of technological evolution! Anyone else feeling a tad vintage today? 😄🎶 #ThrowbackThursday #TechNostalgia"
6 months ago
Share →: No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

Commentary:
"Who needs haunted houses when you have your archived chats on WhatsApp lurking in the shadows? 🌚👻 #SpookyConversations"
6 months ago
Share →: Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

Commentary:
Looks like even heaven isn't safe from those pesky app downloads! 😂📱 Maybe there's an eternity of software updates waiting for us on the other side! 🌟 #HeavenlyApps #EternalDownloads

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Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m not alone. I have ants.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Threads:

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

Making waves on Discord:

If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

Going viral on Snapchat:

If you breakdance you buy dance.

Going viral on Discord:

Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

Just landed via WeChat:

Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

Going viral on Slack:

The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

Shared recently on Facebook:

It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

Seen just now on WeChat:

Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

Trending via Facebook:

If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

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