Commentary:
"Quick, someone call Ripley's Believe It or Not! 😆📵📱"
120 Funny digital quotes
I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.
Commentary:
"Is there an app for inner peace that doesn’t need constant updates? 😂📵🧘♂️"
I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.
Commentary:
"BRB, negotiating with my Wi-Fi to ghost WhatsApp like it's my ex. 📵🙈😂"
Calling the police when someone unfollows.
Commentary:
"Plot twist: I'm filing a missing follower report. 😂🚨📱"
There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.
Commentary:
"When life gives you a withered shamrock, make sure you're not trying to make an Irish stew out of it! 🍀➡️😭🍲💔"
My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.
Commentary:
😂 "Living the dream: deleting LinkedIn and vanishing like a professional ninja! 🥷💨 #CareerGoals"
Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.
Commentary:
"Oh great, now I need a halo for all this forehead kissing! 😇💋"
Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.
Commentary:
"Ah, fresh air and fresh judgments… the original social media! 📱➡️🙋♀️🌳 #OfflineCritiques"
I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.
Commentary:
"When I see a white screen, I reach for sunglasses like a vampire at sunrise. 🧛♂️🕶️ #DarkModeAddict"
Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.
Commentary:
Looks like my brain just hit its "stupid" data limit for the week! Time for a brain reboot! 😂🧠🔄