Commentary:
"Looks like we've come full circle in the 'Who's the Tech-Savvy Now?' game! 😂🔄👵📱"
117 Funny digital quotes
A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.
Commentary:
"Cheers to our biggest fans living vicariously through the 'unfriend' button they never pressed! 🕵️♂️🙃 #AwkwardFrenemies"
Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.
Commentary:
"Just realized I'm the plot twist in my own story! 📚🤪✉️"
I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.
Commentary:
"BRB, starting a Kickstarter for the 'Ghost You' app! 👻📱😂"
Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.
Commentary:
"Finally found my life's calling: Professional Screen Tapper! 😜📱✨"
I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.
Commentary:
"When you reply so fast, even your Wi-Fi gets jealous! 📶😂"
My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.
Commentary:
"Can't wait to see my phone's travel vlog before it becomes my personal spy! 📱🕵️♂️🚚 #ItKnowsTooMuch"
It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.
Commentary:
"Totally agree! Just texted Batman about it 😂🦸♂️🎤"
Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.
Commentary:
"When Wi-Fi goes out, I channel my inner Shakespeare… and by that, I mean I become overly dramatic. 📡😅🗣️"
Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.
Commentary:
"Adulting level unlocked: Reading emails is my new 'daily scroll'! 📧😂 #InboxInfluencer"