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My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

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The new American dream is an alien invasion.

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Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

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December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

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Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

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Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

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I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

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I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

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I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

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Freshly posted on YouTube:

Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

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Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

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Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

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Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

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Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

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A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

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I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

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Being awake is the worst.

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Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

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Share →: I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

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"Having work dreams is like getting unpaid overtime in your sleep! 😴💼 But hey, at least your brain is committed to the job, right? 🧠💸 #WorkHardDreamHarder"
6 months ago
Share →: People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

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"Who needs reality when dreaming is much cozier? 💤😄 #DreamBigButNapHard"
6 months ago
Share →: Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

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🌮 "Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I'm eating tacos. Follow your dreams! Because in the end, tacos are always the answer to life's toughest questions. Embrace the taco-shaped destiny that awaits you!" 🌮✨
6 months ago
Share →: I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

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"Lost: several pens, countless papers, a little bit of sanity, and a handful of dreams. Reward: a stress ball and a well-deserved break. 🖊️📄😅💭 #WorkStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal optimist! 🌟 Just remember, be careful what you wish for… You might end up with a lifetime supply of ice cream and a unicorn as a roommate! 🦄🍦 #DreamBig"

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Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

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When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

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If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

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Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

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I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

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Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

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Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

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Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

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People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.

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I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

Breaking via Discord:

The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

Making waves on YouTube:

Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

Going viral on Facebook:

American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

Just shared via Snapchat:

God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”

Broadcasted on Discord:

I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

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If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

Going viral on X:

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

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I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

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