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- My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.
- I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.
- I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.
- Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.
- Parents be like βwhy arenβt you eating, donβt you like my food?β and after you eat a ton, theyβll say βyou look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.β
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- I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.
- Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.
- One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.
- Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?
- Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.
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