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120 Funny eating quotes

The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

3 months ago

Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

3 months ago

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

3 months ago

I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

3 months ago

Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

3 months ago

I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

3 months ago

That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

3 months ago

Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

3 months ago

I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

3 months ago

That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

3 months ago

Talents: eating!

3 months ago

I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

3 months ago

There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

3 months ago

The most important meal of the day is the next one.

3 months ago

One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

3 months ago

Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

3 months ago

I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

3 months ago

I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

3 months ago

Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

3 months ago

Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

3 months ago