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Funny Egyptian quotes

Funny Egyptian quotes bring ancient wisdom with a hilarious twist πŸΊπŸ˜‚! From clever pharaoh puns to witty Nile-inspired jokes, these gems will make you smile like a Sphinx πŸ˜„πŸ«. Get ready to dive into a world where history meets humor, proving that even the pyramids have a funny bone 🏜️🀣. Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening your day Egyptian style! 🌞✨

Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

Posted on2 weeks ago

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

Posted on2 weeks ago

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