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Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

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I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

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Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

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Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

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The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear.

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Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

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I can’t explain it, but I am very bold and very shy at the same time.

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When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

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Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

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Today, I started a 28-day no-swearing challenge, which I will restart tomorrow.

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Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

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The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

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Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

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I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

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Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.

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I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

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Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

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My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

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If anyone needs me, I’ll be in a different realm.

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I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.

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Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

90 shares on Snapchat this month:

I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

11 shares on Instagram this month:

I run a parody bank account.

43 shares on Facebook this month:

One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

41 shares on Messenger this month:

Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

51 shares on Facebook this month:

I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn’t own a business, and my PE teacher was fat.

30 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

30 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

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Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

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Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

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No more looking back in anger. It’s time to look forward in anger.

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I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.

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I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

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Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

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A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

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Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

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If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

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To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

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I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

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I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

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Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

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Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

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“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

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Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

Live now on Discord:

I finally figured out my lifelong dream of becoming a human blanket, but my friends still call it napping on their couch.

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Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

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I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

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Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

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