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Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

I’m ugly but I can make u laugh.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

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Seen just now on LinkedIn:

How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

Reported on TikTok:

Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

Trending via Twitch:

Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

Just shared via YouTube:

I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

This Monday is Mondaying like it’s never Mondayed before.

Live now on Pinterest:

Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

Live now on Instagram:

In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

Just landed via Facebook:

What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

Spotted on Slack:

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

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Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

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I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

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Reported on YouTube:

I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.

Going viral on YouTube:

Googling symptoms until you cry.

Just shared via Threads:

My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

Just shared via YouTube:

“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

Just shared via YouTube:

When you’re using Grok, the A in Al just stands for Adolf.

Breaking via Slack:

I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

Just landed via Threads:

First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

Trending via Facebook:

My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

Making waves on Messenger:

Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.

Breaking via Instagram:

Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

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