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Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

Relationship status: I love my bed.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

How can I be expected to get out of bed when I don’t want to?

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

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Trending via Snapchat:

I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

Trending via Messenger:

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.

Making waves on Reddit:

Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

Seen just now on X:

If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

Just shared via TikTok:

Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

Seen just now on X:

We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

Trending via YouTube:

Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

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30 shares on Snapchat this month:

Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

27 shares on Reddit this month:

First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

37 shares on Telegram this month:

Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

19 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

56 shares on Instagram this month:

Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

57 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When did making sense stop making sense?

40 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Totally forgot my demands now that I’ve strapped this ticking bomb to my chest.

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

46 shares on Snapchat this month:

My parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying.

42 shares on Slack this month:

Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.

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6 folks are currently checking 👀

Someone tongue kissed me recently in a way I can only describe as 5th base.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

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I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

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I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

“Nobody wants to work anymore!” Personally, I have never wanted to work.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

I wanna date one of those guys who really loves their girlfriend.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WhatsApp:

The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

Going viral on Reddit:

Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Just realized John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name.

Trending via Slack:

How does pasta water know when you’re not looking?

Making waves on Facebook:

Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination!

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