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Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

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Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

Breaking via Discord:

“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

Reported on Threads:

Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

Shared recently on Slack:

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

Shared recently on Messenger:

Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

Spotted on Facebook:

Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

Trending via WeChat:

I wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

Spotted on Discord:

It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

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Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

I like you because we hate the same people.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

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Just landed via Twitch:

It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

Trending via Instagram:

Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

Spotted on Facebook:

I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

Going viral on Instagram:

I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”

Seen just now on Telegram:

“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

Trending via X:

Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

Spreading quickly via X:

Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

Just landed via Instagram:

Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

Breaking via Instagram:

Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

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