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Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Why would a needle be in a haystack, anyway?

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Absurdity is the spice of life.

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I’m not mad, I just hope your socks slide off in your shoe all day.

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It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

Making waves on Facebook:

Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

Making waves on Threads:

I personally get offended when rain is referred to as “bad weather.”

Going viral on Instagram:

You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

Just shared via WeChat:

Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.

Just landed via WeChat:

No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

Making waves on Messenger:

Therapy isn’t gonna cut it, I need vengeance.

Just shared via Instagram:

This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

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50 shares on Twitch this month:

Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

51 shares on Discord this month:

When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.

100 shares on Snapchat this month:

Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

18 shares on Reddit this month:

People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!

94 shares on Twitch this month:

Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

84 shares on Twitch this month:

I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

18 shares on Instagram this month:

9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

58 shares on TikTok this month:

Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

91 shares on WeChat this month:

No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

32 shares on Threads this month:

There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

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Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

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When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

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I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

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There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

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I’ve been alive my whole life, and not once have I seen a commercial for Chinese food.

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The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn’t beef there.

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Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

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You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.

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Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

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Best thing about TikTok is you literally don’t need to follow anyone to have a good time.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

The only thing faster than an escalator is an escasooner.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Threads:

I do not want to have a career. I want to sit on the porch.

Breaking via Facebook:

What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I overthink, therefore I am.

Trending via Slack:

I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel booking website.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

Trending via Threads:

Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

Going viral on Discord:

I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

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