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Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

If I can’t wash dishes to your album, it ain’t that fire.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

So many mistakes to make, so little time.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

My middle finger salutes you.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

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Going viral on Pinterest:

When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

Making waves on Pinterest:

I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.

Going viral on Instagram:

How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

Trending via WeChat:

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

Seen just now on X:

If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

Broadcasted on WeChat:

At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Excuse me, can you direct me to the nonsense?

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

Making waves on X:

I disagree with my politics.

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22 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

69 shares on Twitch this month:

My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

31 shares on Slack this month:

Thinking after a concert that the artist liked your city/show the most is like thinking the bartender flirted with you.

65 shares on X this month:

I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

64 shares on X this month:

Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

79 shares on TikTok this month:

I wish I lived in a sitcom, and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited.

81 shares on TikTok this month:

There’s a weird kind of grief that comes with late August, and I can’t explain it.

46 shares on Facebook this month:

My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

69 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

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In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

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Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

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My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

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There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

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Who else writes “etc.” knowing damn well you don’t have more examples?

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Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

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If I was a stray cat, I’d follow you home and let you domesticate me.

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Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home.

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Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

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Vaping always looked dumb. It looks like you’re smoking a kazoo, and now the lead poisoning is the cherry on top.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

I realized Americans were dramatics the day I found out 200 lb is just 90 kg.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Messenger:

Half princess, half menace.

Just landed via X:

Life is like a penis. Sometimes it’s up, sometimes it’s down. But it’s never hard forever.

Going viral on Discord:

The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

Trending via X:

My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

Going viral on YouTube:

“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

Spotted on Discord:

Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Underrated life skill: only doing what feels genuinely right and letting everything else go.

Just shared via Reddit:

Life is weird and then you die.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

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