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Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

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In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

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Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

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Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

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Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

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On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

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Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

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Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

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My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

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Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

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The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

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My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

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The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

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The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

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If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

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Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

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From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

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I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

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A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

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Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

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Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

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Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

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In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

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Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

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Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

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How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

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I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

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I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

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The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

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They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

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Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

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“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

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I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

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Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

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The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

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That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

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I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

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At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

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