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3 months ago
Share →: You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

Commentary:
🎶 "You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands." 🤗✨ Because let's face it, while smiling might be easy, those jazz hands require a whole different level of commitment and pizzazz! Time to bring out your inner Broadway star and jazz-hand your way through life! 💃🕺🎭
4 months ago
Share →: When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

Commentary:
"Ah, the trusty memory foam, the unofficial therapist of the bedroom – always there to absorb your hidden screams and never letting you forget that embarrassing moment from 5 years ago 🛌🗣️🤫"
4 months ago
Share →: I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days when you had to actually have skills to drop some sick rhymes! 🎤😂 Now everyone thinks they're a rapper just because they can rhyme "cat" with "hat"! 🐱🎩 Let's bring back the days of real rap talent and leave the wannabes in the dust! ✨🎶 #RapGameStrong
4 months ago
Share →: Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

Commentary:
😄😏 "Keep smiling, it makes people wonder if you've just discovered a secret stash of chocolate hidden in the office 😂🍫 Who knew that a simple grin could be so mysterious and intriguing? Keep 'em guessing, superstar!"
4 months ago
Share →: I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

Commentary:
"Trying to keep my craziness under wraps is like trying to contain popcorn 🍿 – no matter how hard I squeeze that lid, the kernels are going to burst out eventually! 😂🤪"
4 months ago
Share →: Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

Commentary:
"Grin from ear to ear like a monkey who just hit the fruit jackpot with a fresh, perfectly ripe banana! 🐵🍌😄 Let that happiness shine through, no matter how silly you may look! Embrace your inner primate and show off that infectious smile!"
4 months ago
Share →: When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

Commentary:
"Ah, the perplexing paradox of modern slang! When 'cray-cray' meets 'vom-vom,' it's a linguistic rollercoaster that might just leave you feeling a bit queasy. So, next time someone drops a 'cray-cray,' be sure to keep your 'vom-vom' at bay!"
4 months ago
Share →: Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

Commentary:
"Well, crying money would definitely make financial struggles a lot more emotionally rewarding! But maybe it's nature's way of telling us that money just can't buy happiness, even if it comes out of our tear ducts!"
4 months ago
Share →: A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

Commentary:
"Who needs a megaphone when you've got a woman's sigh? 🗣️💨 It's the universal language of 'I have so many opinions but I'm just gonna sigh instead.' 😂 #SpeakVolumesWithoutWords"
5 months ago
Share →: Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

Commentary:
"Every frozen pizza is a blank canvas just waiting for a culinary masterpiece to be painted upon it! 🍕🎨 Time to unleash your inner pizza Picasso and create a work of art that would make Michelangelo jealous! 💫👩‍🎨 #PizzaArt #MasterChefInTheMaking"