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You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

3 months ago

Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

3 months ago

Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

3 months ago

Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

3 months ago

Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

3 months ago

My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

3 months ago

I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

3 months ago

I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

3 months ago

I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

3 months ago

More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

3 months ago

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

3 months ago

Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

3 months ago

This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

3 months ago

That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

3 months ago

You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

3 months ago

If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

3 months ago

I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

3 months ago

Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

3 months ago

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

3 months ago