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It's scientifically proven: singing your heart out = instant personality upgrade! 🎤🎶✨
122 Funny expression quotes
I keep saying, “It is what it is,” but what even is it?
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Trying to solve the existential mystery of "it" like a detective who lost their magnifying glass 🔍🤔😂
Unfortunately, when you don’t burden people with your problems, they assume you don’t have any. Lol.
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When you’re the master of the "I got this" illusion but secretly starring in a soap opera 🍿🤦♂️😂
Making art is making love to the world.
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Paintbrush in one hand, world romance novel in the other 🎨💞🌍
If you’re late for work, don’t forget to look mad when you walk in.
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When you finally make it to work looking like you just escaped a time vortex 😂⏰🌀
As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”
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Ew: the ultimate superpower for deflecting weirdos. 💁♀️🦸♀️🦹♀️
And for my next trick, I’m going to miss you in a million unspoken ways.
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Master of Disappearing Acts: Now you see me, now I'm awkwardly missing you while pretending to be busy! 🤹♂️✨😅
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.
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Wow, with all those words, you'd think there'd be at least a polite way to schedule a chair appointment! 🙃🪑📚
Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.
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Smiles can be deceiving; sometimes they're just imagining you as a human campfire! 🔥😄
Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be part of.
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Dodging small talk with style, one resting face at a time 😂😎🛑