120 funny expression quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion.

May 20, 2026

I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

May 20, 2026

Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

May 20, 2026

Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

May 20, 2026

Babies sighing is so funny to me. My dear, the time to sigh has not come.

May 20, 2026

Whoever first said, “It gets to a point,” was definitely at that point, and I feel them deeply.

May 20, 2026

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in this whirlpool of emotions over there.

May 19, 2026

Twitter is just a diary I choose to show to strangers.

May 19, 2026

Signing all emails with BOOM SHAKALAKA today.

May 19, 2026

When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

May 19, 2026

We need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous.

May 19, 2026

Call me constipated the way I don’t give a shit.

May 19, 2026

Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

May 19, 2026

You’re the human embodiment of an “ugh.”

May 19, 2026

“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

May 19, 2026

I’m pretty sure emojis were invented so introverts don’t have to say anything to anyone.

May 19, 2026

I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

May 19, 2026

He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.

May 18, 2026

There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.

May 18, 2026

There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.

May 18, 2026

Either the tables are going to turn, or I’m going to flip them.

May 18, 2026

“It is what it is,” I say, as I almost vomit from anxiety.

Apr 3, 2026

I am a firm believer that singing ‘Slide Away’ at the top of your lungs changes you as a person.

Apr 1, 2026

I keep saying, “It is what it is,” but what even is it?

Apr 1, 2026

Unfortunately, when you don’t burden people with your problems, they assume you don’t have any. Lol.

Apr 1, 2026

Making art is making love to the world.

Apr 1, 2026

If you’re late for work, don’t forget to look mad when you walk in.

Apr 1, 2026

As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”

Apr 1, 2026

And for my next trick, I’m going to miss you in a million unspoken ways.

Mar 31, 2026

There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

Mar 31, 2026

Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

Mar 31, 2026

Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be part of.

Mar 31, 2026

What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

Mar 31, 2026

Did you seriously just pique my interest?

Mar 31, 2026

Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

Mar 31, 2026

I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

Mar 31, 2026

Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

Mar 31, 2026

Shy with a mean resting face is a crazy combo.

Mar 31, 2026

No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

Mar 31, 2026

You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

Mar 31, 2026