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Funny expression quotes πŸ˜‚ are the ultimate mood boosters, guaranteed to bring a smile to your face and a chuckle to your day! 🌟 Whether you’re on the hunt for a witty line to lighten the mood πŸŽ‰ or a clever quip to share with friends, these gems offer a playful twist on everyday scenarios. Get ready to giggle 🀣 and spread some joy with these delightful snippets of humor!

Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I love going β€œStreets are saying” before I say something I literally just made up.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

Posted onMay 25, 2026

A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Dance like China isn’t watching.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I put the dance in “Good riddance!”

Posted onMay 25, 2026

All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

There are too many neglected emojis.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Feeling like a bug without his rug.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Not again. I mean good morning.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

If i say β€œmorning!” to you, it does not mean β€œgood morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

“Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

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