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Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

If you would just let me help, you’d be in an even worse position than you are now.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Thinking about taking some time off to focus on cheese.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,511

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,485

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Reddit:

You know who’s gonna love you in the end? Your dog.

Making waves on Facebook:

I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.

Going viral on Threads:

People in NYC are like, let me know if you’re ever in NYC.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.

Trending via Messenger:

When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

Just landed via WeChat:

Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

Going viral on Discord:

Rewatching Avengers: Age of Ultron. Despite the title, they never tell you how old Ultron is.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!

Making waves on Threads:

I feel like smashing my phone would be cathartic.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

92 shares on Telegram this month:

Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

26 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.

51 shares on TikTok this month:

My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.

95 shares on TikTok this month:

Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

44 shares on Pinterest this month:

Your childhood wasn’t complete unless you were chased by a dog… or a goat… or even worse, a chicken.

92 shares on Twitch this month:

Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

31 shares on Reddit this month:

Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

75 shares on Pinterest this month:

When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

51 shares on Discord this month:

I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

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I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

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By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

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Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

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First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

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Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,511

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,504

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam, and they’re just using it to make TVs.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

If David Bowie taught us anything, it’s that being a little weird is better than being forgettable.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

You don’t have to remember details when you don’t lie.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Twitch:

I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Donuts hug you from the inside.

Going viral on Discord:

An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

Just shared via Slack:

My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

Seen just now on Slack:

Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

Breaking via Messenger:

Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

Spotted on TikTok:

Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Best thing about TikTok is you literally don’t need to follow anyone to have a good time.

Live now on Twitch:

Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

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