93 Funny financial quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

  Commentary:
  "Guess my wallet's ready to hit 'Baby One More Time'! 💸👛😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

  Commentary:
  "When 'stay still like a log' becomes your new financial strategy! 😂💸 #MoneySavingProTips" 💤💡

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  3 months ago

  Share →: To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

  Commentary:
  Well, guess now it's a short story about a very long wallet! 😂💸📉

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the woes of adulthood! 😅💸 Who needs love when you can have a bank account that doesn't break your heart? 💔💰 #PrioritiesStraight #MoneyOverEverything

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good old days of youthful mischief and questionable financial decisions 🥚🏠 Who would've thought that our priorities would shift from eggs to mortgages so quickly! 😄 #AdultingStruggles"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that all it takes to boost the stock market is a simple phone flip? 📱💰 Maybe we should start giving our phones regular headstands to keep those profits rolling in! 🤣📈 #UpsideDownInvesting"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew filling out forms could be a crime spree? 😂🔒 #TaxFraudInTraining"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, living within your means is so last season 💁‍♀️ Who needs a budget when you have an imagination bursting with creative ways to spend money you don't have? 💸✨ Someone pass the glitter, we're about to DIY our way to financial freedom! 🌈✂️ #ImaginationsUnite"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old conundrum of having a 'spiritually bankrupt' wallet and a 'financially empty' soul! 🤣💸 Perhaps a little retail therapy could fill that void…or at least help us forget about it momentarily! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your bank account got a little too much cardio this month! 💸🏃‍♂️ Time to switch up those financial fitness routines! 💪💰"

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