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5 months ago
Share →: Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: I've decided to ditch the rat race and embrace my inner plant 🌿💰 Photosynthesis, here I come! Who needs money when you've got sunlight, am I right? 😜 #PlantLife"
5 months ago
Share →: I miss when bills were none of my business.

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Ah, the good ol' days when bills were just things you'd throw on the ground from Monopoly 🎲💸 Sounds like adulthood really knows how to ruin a good time! 🙈 #AdultingStruggles
5 months ago
Share →: Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

Commentary:
"Ah, the peak of financial foresight! 🤑 Who needs resolutions when you've already got it all figured out, right? 😂 Here's to wealth management at its finest! 💸 #LivingLarge #FinancialGenius"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

Commentary:
Absolutely! 🏴‍☠️ That's the spirit! Who needs boring old 401(k) plans when you can have a treasure map and a trusty shovel instead, right? 💰 Just make sure you have a backup plan in case you encounter more "X marks the spot" than actual booty! 😉 #RetirementGoals
5 months ago
Share →: For financial reasons, I will be passing away.

Commentary:
"Well, talk about a morbid way to announce bankruptcy 💸💀 Let's hope the afterlife has better interest rates! 😉🔄"
5 months ago
Share →: Jingle all the way? In this economy?

Commentary:
"Jingle all the way? More like budget all the way! 🎅💸 Who needs jingle bells when you've got bills to pay, am I right? 😂💰 #Priorities"
5 months ago
Share →: I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: Buying more things equals less money in the bank! 💸💸 Who knew, right? Someone call the financial experts! 📉😂 #ShopTilYouDrop"
5 months ago
Share →: Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

Commentary:
"Looks like Santa's workshop had a budget cut this year! 🎅💸 Time to spread some goodwill… through virtual hugs! 🤗💸 #BrokeSanta #HugsForChristmas"
5 months ago
Share →: Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

Commentary:
"Who needs public transportation when you've got a pair of sturdy shoes and an empty wallet? 👞🚶‍♂️ Embracing the broke life, where every city suddenly becomes a pedestrian paradise! 🏙️💸 #WalkingIsTheNewLuxury"
5 months ago
Share →: It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

Commentary:
Oh, wouldn't that be the dream! 💸💰 Laundry day could turn into payday real quick! 🧺💸 Perhaps we need to start throwing some spare change in with the socks… or convince the bank that dirty clothes are a form of deposit! 😅💼