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At the airport, and a wife asked her husband, “Where are our seats?” and he responds, “In the airplane.”

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

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Had an interview today, and my belly rumbled. The lady goes, “Missed lunch?” I told her, “Nah, I’m hungry for success!”

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The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

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Apparently, I’m not even going through a lot; I just need money.

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Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

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I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

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Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.

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Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

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It scares me when you stay up late, like 3 a.m., and you hear a car go down the road, like, where are you going?

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You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

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Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

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Jeans have the tendency of looking neat when you’re about to wash them.

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During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

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I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

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Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

Just landed via Slack:

My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!

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People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

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My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

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The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

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Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

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95 shares on Telegram this month:

When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

31 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

29 shares on Messenger this month:

Girls Just Want To Have Naan

24 shares on X this month:

Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

54 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I hate being at the age where you feel obligated to buy your whole family gifts for Christmas, but also the age where your bank account doesn’t feel obligated to support that.

11 shares on Facebook this month:

Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.

73 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.

55 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m doing pretty good for someone who rarely has a clue.

78 shares on Twitch this month:

The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

54 shares on Discord this month:

The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

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I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

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Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

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The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

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The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

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Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

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This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

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I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

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Asking my landlord if he has any Cyber Monday deals.

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I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

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I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

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You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

Breaking via Snapchat:

Somewhere, a therapist you never met knows about you.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you won’t need that cup of coffee.

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He had the nerve to call me pretty. I’m gorgeous.

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Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

Just landed via Slack:

At the airport, and a wife asked her husband, “Where are our seats?” and he responds, “In the airplane.”

Breaking via Telegram:

Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.

Broadcasted on Threads:

“I’m in a really good place right now, not mentally. I’m just indoors with air conditioning.”

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I love being home and doing absolutely nothing and never contributing to society.

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Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

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