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All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

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The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, “Nah.”

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Not gonna lie, toddlers absolutely nailed it with naps, buttered noodles, and rejecting authority.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

I hate when people say “It could be worse” because it could be better, too.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Nothing fixes your life the way deactivating Instagram does.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.

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Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam, and they’re just using it to make TVs.

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Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

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If men didn’t exist, I would simply go for a 2 a.m. walk every night and listen to music in my AirPods.

Live now on Facebook:

There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

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If you’re going through hell, keep going.

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If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

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I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

Trending via X:

I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

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Thank God for headphones and day dreaming.

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Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.

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I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

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I don’t remember if I was 43 or 44 before my birthday, so now I don’t know if I’m 44 or 45. That’s your 40’s.

29 shares on WeChat this month:

Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

17 shares on Instagram this month:

The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.

47 shares on TikTok this month:

I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

84 shares on Slack this month:

Source? Divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams.

37 shares on Facebook this month:

Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

30 shares on X this month:

“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

98 shares on X this month:

Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

21 shares on Instagram this month:

I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

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People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

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It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

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Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

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Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

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When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

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The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

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I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

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Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

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Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

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Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

In a relationship with my bedroom fan.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

I’m not worried about shattering the illusion, I want to smash it to pieces.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

If I worked construction, I would always say, “It’s hammer time,” when I left for work.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

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Making waves on WeChat:

Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

Live now on Telegram:

Haven’t seen a single bikini photoshoot in the snow this year; the girls are tired.

Just landed via Facebook:

An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

Seen just now on Instagram:

The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

Making waves on Slack:

When I was a kid, they played lame music for middle-aged people in the supermarket, but this morning at Whole Foods, it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth.

Broadcasted on X:

I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

Shared recently on Telegram:

“I’m tired of being forced to eat microplastics. I’m ready for big plastics now.”

Making waves on WeChat:

If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

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