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My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Totally forgot my demands now that I’ve strapped this ticking bomb to my chest.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

The bank just called and gave me the biggest compliment, said my balance is outstanding. I really needed that today.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

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Freshly posted on Discord:

Being silly is very important for my mental health.

Spotted on Telegram:

May your coffee kick in, before reality does.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

Just shared via Pinterest:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Giant-sized bag of candy: I’m resealable. Me: That won’t be necessary.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.

Making waves on Twitch:

When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

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98 shares on Instagram this month:

Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

37 shares on YouTube this month:

Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

61 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m going back to the 90s, if anyone wants to come.

52 shares on X this month:

I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person.

91 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

40 shares on Pinterest this month:

Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

50 shares on Pinterest this month:

Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

93 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.

48 shares on YouTube this month:

The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

68 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Monday holds the record for being the worst day of the week.

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Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

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I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

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Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

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The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

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Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

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So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.

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It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

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Hey (with the intention of getting ice cream).

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Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

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My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

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Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

The government even made aliens boring.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

I missed out on drowning tragically young in a suburban swimming pool.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomorrow’s dental appointment.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Unfortunately, I don’t give ugly men a chance, because they wouldn’t give me one if I were the ugly one.

Trending via Discord:

A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

Broadcasted on X:

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

Trending via YouTube:

My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

Freshly posted on Discord:

It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

Making waves on Threads:

When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

Spotted on WeChat:

Ask a man what a good woman is, and watch him describe a slave.

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