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People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

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I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.

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Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life, except for a bunch of other times.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

If you talk about astrology, and no one stops you, it means you must be incredibly pretty.

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Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

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You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

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Addicted to bad posture. Omggg, why is it so comfortable to give yourself scoliosis?

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

Making waves on Discord:

At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro.

Seen just now on Threads:

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

Just landed via Snapchat:

My red flag is that I don’t make playlists on Spotify. I just add every song I’ve ever liked to the ‘Liked Songs’ playlist and shuffle that, like an iPod.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

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Guess we should've brought popcorn for this apocalyptic premiere 🍿😅📉

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Finding someone like that is almost as rare as spotting Bigfoot holding an umbrella ☔️👣🌧️

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Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Being liked at work comes with so many perks, you could be late as hell, and everyone is just happy to see you.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

You used to calm me on my cell phone!

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

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Making waves on TikTok:

Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

What part of “hiii” do you not get? I’m in love with you.

Seen just now on WeChat:

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

Trending via Pinterest:

Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

Trending via Telegram:

Man, these end times are taking forever.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

Going viral on Instagram:

If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

Going bananas on X:

When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

Shared recently on Facebook:

This chapter of my life is called “Ummm, okay, I guess whatever.”

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