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Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

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Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via X:

My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

Trending via Telegram:

Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Not to brag, but my children already knew everything I told them today.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

Trending via Reddit:

Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

Seen just now on Slack:

I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.

Spreading quickly via X:

I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

Spotted on X:

If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

Going viral on X:

Discovering the Spice Girls broke up not over money and fame but lesbianism.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

92 shares on Messenger this month:

When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

37 shares on Snapchat this month:

Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.

16 shares on Instagram this month:

Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

30 shares on Twitch this month:

Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

22 shares on Threads this month:

It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

55 shares on Snapchat this month:

Y’all aren’t taking beautiful women to jazz clubs anymore, and that’s the problem.

87 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

91 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

81 shares on WeChat this month:

People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

15 shares on Snapchat this month:

I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

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I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

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I’m really into writing short fiction, mainly to-do lists.

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Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

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Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

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Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

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Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike.

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I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

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As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Just another day of not being hot and rich.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

I’m 27 and a half. I should be on my first divorce by now.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just sitting on the couch googling if penguins have knees.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Instagram:

If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

Shared recently on Reddit:

There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

Going viral on Reddit:

Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

Just shared via Facebook:

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

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