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I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

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You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

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My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

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Social media may have been a mistake.

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“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

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If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

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You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

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I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

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So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

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I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

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This alien invasion could have been an email.

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Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

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I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.

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Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

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You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

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My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

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Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

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Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

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I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

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They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

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Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

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The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

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I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

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I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

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Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

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I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

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Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

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When did making sense stop making sense?

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The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

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Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

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If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

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Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

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Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

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I bet being full feels so good for the moon.

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Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike.

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If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

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Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

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Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

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Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

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